klyde99

I just love this stuff. Hearing how "unjust" the XBL Enforcement Team is, banning/suspending Timmies, or just resetting their Gamerscores to zero and labeling them a cheater. On occasion, there are some posts that just take the cake. Like this one (and keep in mind, I've kept the original formatting for your pleasure):

Originally Posted by KingRizzla

Please provide the information i need not your code of conduct or whatever else you find to copy and paste. I need to know if KingRizzla is suspended or not according to this site it's been banned i tried to find out yesterday but since you people don't know how to type sentences i was giving a copy and paste answer which is no good. So am i suspended? If not why isn't this site letting me log in as KingRizzla? I've wrote this in BOLD and UNDERLINED it just to make it a little clearer for you to understand

To which Juliet, an XBL Enforcement Team member, replies:

Originally Posted by XBLPET Juliet

You were suspended because your Motto, Bio, Name and or location field contained content which violates these sections of the Code of Conduct:

Don't create a gamertag, profile content, Avatar action, Avatar content, or in-game content that other users may be offended by. This includes, without limitation, anything related to or suggestive of: profane words/phrases, topics or content of a sexual nature, hate speech (including but not limited to racial, ethnic, or religious slurs), illegal drugs/controlled substances, or illegal activities.

In the future, please check the Windows Live ID associated with your gamertag. If you do not have access to that email anymore, I suggest changing it so that you can receive important updates and information from Microsoft.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/945419

I bolded, underlined and highlighted it just to make it a little clearer for you to understand.

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This, my friends, is absolute gold. Feel free to post some of your own favorites over in the forum.