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    Overheard on Xbox

    Found this on a site - I think I've heard better - but makes you want to start documenting huh? lol


    A random conversation between two people who did not know each other on Halo Reach:
    Xbox live player 1: Hey didn’t you T-bag me earlier today?
    Xbox live player 2: I don’t know.
    Xbox live player 1: Do you T-bag a lot?
    Xbox live player 2: I did T-bag a guy in Spire.
    Xbox live player 1: Yup, that was me.
    Xbox live player 2: Oh……. sorry dude.
    -Steve S.

    “Have you ever masturbated with buttered popcorn?”
    -Bryan B. playing team deathmatch in MW2

    Playing Red Dead Redemption the other day I got embroiled in a massive land grab in Armadillo. A few of the guys in my posse had Southern accents, and the rest of us had, normal-ish voices (not Southern). Suddenly the posse leader pipes up with “Y’know I like y’all. You talk like British people but, I like you cause you’re not British.“ WTF?
    -Michael R.

    I was playing Modern Warfare 2 the other day and this guy was getting yelled at by what I assume was his girlfriend or wife. Finally he said, “I had told you if you slammed the door one more time I was gunna smack that sandwich right out your hand. Didn’t I say that?”
    -Justin

    While playing a game of infection in Halo: Reach, and out of the blue someone said to an annoying younger player “I wanna stick my dick in your dick and have sex with you”.
    -Flynn

    While exchanging trash talk before a match of Halo 3, one of the members of the other team asked “Hey, do you like dragons?” I said no, to which he replied “Too bad. ‘Cause I’mma be draggin’ my nuts across your face this whole game.” All we could do was give him props for a great joke.
    -Matt

    I was waiting in a lobby for MW2 and I’m listening to this conversation between a bunch of older teenagers and what sounded like a 10 year old. The 10 year old was talking shit, and told the teenagers that he was too busy sucking a chode to argue with them. The teenagers asked “do you even know what that is, little fag?” and he just said “It’s a vagina, right?”
    -Aidan

    --Insert "Oh-so-clever and mature witticism" here--

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    LOL. Those were great. I'm going to start paying more attention in the pre-game lobbies.

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    Wow, all the more reason why I just turn the mic off, the volume down and don't talk to anyone anymore in MP unless I'm with geezers...I've heard similar things in the past, but like Warin said, it's just not worth it...

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    I would agree 90% of the time - however it can be SOOOO entertaining! Some gems I've heard have been priceless! Most recently a bunch of "good 'ol boys" were talking about some alcohol and how one version was good, but the other tasted decidedly like "moldy ass". Now my question is - how do they know what "moldy ass" tastes like??

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    Moldy Ass

    Quote Originally Posted by JanesAddicted View Post
    I would agree 90% of the time - however it can be SOOOO entertaining! Some gems I've heard have been priceless! Most recently a bunch of "good 'ol boys" were talking about some alcohol and how one version was good, but the other tasted decidedly like "moldy ass". Now my question is - how do they know what "moldy ass" tastes like??

    Don't they brew that in Pittsburgh?



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    There is a whole website dedicated to this:http://www.overheardonxboxlive.com/

    Here is one of the funnier videos:

    http://www.youtube.com/v/jzOE1V1qp4w

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