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[KAZUYA]

mmmhh maybe adding tags to the threads?

[KandyKyss]

mmmhh maybe adding tags to the threads?

I would have, but didn't think I had the authority.

[bob1964]

Top 10 Things that Sound Dirty at
Thanksgiving But Aren't

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10. "Talk about a huge breast!"

9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

8. "Don't play with your meat."

7. "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

6. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

5. "You still have a little bit on your chin."

4. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"

3. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

2. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

1. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

[KAZUYA]

I would have, but didn't think I had the authority.

because... you removed yourself . Let's take this to the conference room :P

[Wortdog [sherpa]]

I propose that Bob gets a dedicated thread.

I want all of the "Bobisms" in one spot....LMAO.

[bob1964]

A man breaks outta prison for being in there for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to steal some money when he finds a young couple upstairs sleeping.
He ties the husband to a chair and starts kissing the wifes neck.
he then goes outta the room, into the bathroom.

the husband says "Honey, he hasnt felt a womans touch in 15 years, I saw the way he was kissing your neck, dont fight it and we will survive this...be strong honey"

the wife then replies "he wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering into my ear"
"he said that he was gay and thought u were cute, he then asked where the vaseline was....be strong honey.."

[bob1964]

Try this test. Scroll down and do the quiz as it instructs and find out what
movie is your favorite. It really works! This amazing math quiz can likely
predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Don't ask me how.

Pick a number from 1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3 again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the
list of 18 movies below.

Mine was "Star Wars" - exactly right! So be honest, and do it before you
scroll down to see the list below. It's easy and it works.

Now look up your number in the list below...


1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story


It is really amazing, isn't it?

[Sven XC [sherpa]]

I've seen that one a thousand times, no matter what number you choose, you always end up with 9 as an answer.

[Wolfstrike]

Not if you dont know how to do math.

[bob1964]

I've seen that one a thousand times, no matter what number you choose, you always end up with 9 as an answer.

Ive told you a million times , stop exaggerating ...lol