I committed FB suicide. People I don't want to talk to kept coming out of the woodwork. "Look, I wasn't your friend in high school, why would a I want to be your friend now?" Sounds crabby, I know, but anyone I'm still interested in speaking with I am in contact with in a more meaningful way.
"Hi, remember me from Mrs. Bryant's English class?"
"Here, I sent you a gift. It's a pig."
Go F- yourself and your pig gift, dumb-ass.
This was my typical FB encounter. I don't need this crap renting space in my head.